Friday, July 3, 2009

Dear Aunt Cranky.....

Q: A good looking guy is standing next to you in line at Starbucks. He starts a conversation, but he's got an eye booger you can't stop looking at. Do you tell him or fantasize about what he looks like naked?

A: Having raised 4 children and maintaining the accompanying nerve impulses, I would probably grab a napkin off the counter and wipe his eye, thus eliminating any impediments to fantasizing. Face it - men are kids until the day they die.

My best,

Aunt Cranky

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